THIS CLOWN'S A STRAIGHT-UP SCAMMER

Yo, listen up. This guy/This dude/This con artist is a complete scammer. I swear on my grandma's cookies, he ripped me off/took advantage of me/played me. He promised me the world/spun some BS/sold me a lemon and then disappeared/left me high and dry/showed his true colors. Don't trust him/Run away!/Avoid this guy like the plague! Trust me, you wil